Sabrina Carpenter Will 'Put Some Clothes' On

Singer Sabrina Carpenter has once again become a hot tpic in the internet, and this time, it only took two photos and a single cryptic caption.

On 6 August, the 26-year-old pop phenomenon posted a duo of devastatingly gorgeous photos on Instagram to promote her upcoming album "Man’s Best Friend". The post, which is already sitting pretty with over 1 million likes, features Carpenter posing in full pop princess mode: soft curls, glowing skin, and the kind of confident smirk that screams I know exactly what I'm doing.

But the gag of it all? Her caption:

"Go put on some clothes!"

Within minutes, the comments and quote tweets exploded. Was this a lyric? A diss? A teaser for a new single? Or, God forbid, merch?

"new single is coming soon i feel it," one user declared with clairvoyant certainty.
"wait.. im sensing it’ll be ‘never getting laid’ and it’s a drag to the haters," theorized another, "she’s saying ‘go put on some clothes’ because THEY’RE never getting laid."
"i thought this was new clothing merch at first and i jumped," one fan admitted.
"what if that’s ‘never getting laid' ... HEAR ME OUT!" screamed another, breaking into a full-blown lyrical analysis.

Then came the plot twist:

"She’s gonna start a lingerie line just like I said she should!! WATCH THIS SPACE," another fan predicted with entrepreneurial hope.

And perhaps the most iconic take of all:

"The other unfortunate people will say that she is sexualizing herself and acting like a ‘housewife’ but they don't know that the name of the album could be a reference to the film Man’s Best Friend where the dog KILLS men."

A thinker.