A few months after the U.S. Electoral College officially declared Donald Trump as the legitimate and unquestionable winner in the Presidential election, his critics are still floating in limbo and can't accept the fact, the reality, the ultimate truth that he won.
That inability to accept what is in plain sight was jokingly referred to by a commenter named Joe Lopez as someone suffering from the Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder (TURD).
TURD is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time.
Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, rioting, and uncontrollable crying. They are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again.
TURD Is caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite.
Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with some of the following environmental and behavioral factors:
Lopez added that, "if you have a friend or loved one suffering from TURD, urge them to seek treatment. Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again.
"I really don't think treatment is possible only time may heal. Of course if they exhibit violent tendencies report to the police as possible terrorists."
That inability to accept what is in plain sight was jokingly referred to by a commenter named Joe Lopez as someone suffering from the Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder (TURD).
TURD is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time.
Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, rioting, and uncontrollable crying. They are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again.
TURD Is caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite.
Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with some of the following environmental and behavioral factors:
- Membership in the Democratic Party
- Identifying as a Feminist
- Currently enrolled in college, and/or Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree
- Living in a densely populated metropolitan area
- Massive student debt
- Spotty or non-existent work history
Lopez added that, "if you have a friend or loved one suffering from TURD, urge them to seek treatment. Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again.
"I really don't think treatment is possible only time may heal. Of course if they exhibit violent tendencies report to the police as possible terrorists."
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